I think a cat's purr has the power to heal the world. - dh

This may not be original, but it sure is the truth... Nothing gets me out of bed faster than hearing the sound of a cat vomiting. - dh

After 78 years I have finally found my calling in life. I was put here to clean out the cat’s litter boxes. Say Amen.” - dh

I consider cleaning out the litter boxes to be a privilege. It’s a skill so highly valued that I include it on my resume. - dh

A certain amount of satisfaction can be derived from finding a clump in the litter box. It kind of makes the entire chore worthwhile. - dh

I hold a 32nd degree certification from the 'International Royal Society Cat Box Association’ including the ‘Order of Merit of The Scoop’. - dh

I was cleaning out the litter boxes the other night while listening to ‘America’s Got Talent’ in the background. As I finished the last scoop, I heard the audience go wild as Simon hit the golden buzzer and shouted out… “You’ve Got FOUR Yeses!!!” I took a bow. - dh

I've solved the problem of my cats vomiting on my beige carpets. Now I buy beige cat food. - dh

You’ve heard of a ‘Horse Whisperer’? Well, I’m a ‘Cat Shouter’! “GET  OFF OF THAT KITCHEN COUNTER GRADY! IF I HAVE TO TELL YOU ONE MORE TIME…”  (Just a little humor here folks. I would never yell at my cats. LOL) - dh

I have a friend who wants to name her next cat “NO.” Here it comes… “NO get out of those flowers!” “NO Stop running around and let me sleep!  LOL - dh

I have 3 cats and 3 litter boxes. This morning I saw Grady use litter box #1. Then I saw Emmy use litter box #2. I cleaned out both boxes and swept the floor, and while I was there, Grady came to use litter box #2. I cleaned that out, swept the floor, and while I was there, Mindy came to use litter box #1. I cleaned that out, swept the floor, and while I was there, Emmy came back to use litter box #2. Now I’m about to go clean litter box #3. Lesson Learned: Wait until later in the day to clean the litter boxes. - dh

I'm 78 years old. Given I've had cats most of my life, I wonder just how may times I've cleaned out a litterbox. - dh

Move aside, crazy cat ladies! Cats pay more attention to MEN, study reveals

"Cat lovers in popular culture are often portrayed as women – whether it's Eleanor Abernathy in The Simpsons or Angela Martin in The US Office. 

But a new study will come as bad news for these so-called 'crazy cat ladies', as it reveals felines actually pay more attention to men. 

How old your cat REALLY is: Calculator reveals your kitty's 'true age'...

"A tortoiseshell cat named Millie hit the headlines this week after celebrating her 30th birthday - making her the oldest feline in the world. 

According to popular legend, one human year is the equivalent of seven 'cat years'. If this was true, that would make Millie the equivalent of a 210-year-old woman!"

The Greek island offering free accommodation to look after rescued cats

Fancy escaping to a remote Greek island with free accommodation? A dream opportunity has emerged for cat lovers who have some time to spare and truly want to make a difference. 

The snug island of Syros - located in the centre of the Aegean Sea and 70 miles from the port of Piraeus - is home to around 3,000 stray felines.

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